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Xx Yy Zz THE X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE (Chris Carter) 3/10 'Wow... The X-Files is dead to me now' X-MEN (Bryan Singer) 7/10 'Finally! A comic book movie that takes the concept seriously!' X-MEN II (Bryan Singer) 8/10 'Powerful follow-up' X-MEN 3: THE LAST STAND (Brett Ratner) 5/10 'Mildly satisfying result but vastly inferior to it's predecessors' YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN (Dennis Dugan) 5/10 'Better than Sandler's recent attempts but still sub par' ZATHURA (Jon Favreau) 6/10 'Not as good as Jumanji, but wholesome family fun' ZODIAC (David Fincher) 7/10 'Wonderful case-based detective thriller' ZOMBIE STRIPPERS! (Jay Lee) 1/10 'An exploitation relic of the seventies with some of the worst 'acting' I've seen in a long time. Are you at all surprised I hated this film?'