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NACHO LIBRE (Jared Hess)
7/10
'Driven by a Jack Black/Napoleon Dynamite humour, Nacho Libre proves to be ingeniously funny but a little too random in places to ensnare the majority of the audience'


NADZIEJA (Stanislaw Mucha)
[Hope - Polish] 4/10
'Despondent thriller that shows promise but ultimately fails to impress'


NANCY DREW (Andrew Fleming)
4/10
'Certainly not the Nancy Drew I remember, next they'll have Jay & Silent Bob playing the Hardy Boys... that's a bit extreme but you get the idea'


THE NANNY DIARIES (Shari Springer Berman & Robert Pulcini)
2/10
'From the directors of American Splendor I expected much more; she doesn't even keep a diary! Just go and watch The Devil Wears Prada instead'


NATIONAL TREASURE (Jon Turteltaub)
7/10
'Cheesy in places .....but I enjoyed it and that's always worth something'


NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS (Jon Turtletaub)
7/10
'I must confess, I really like this series and I have absolutely no idea why'


THE NATIVITY STORY (Catherine Hardwicke)
4/10
'As a religious telling this is a fairly vital piece but as a film it's slow, dull and not really very interesting to watch for 101 minutes'


NEVER BACK DOWN (Jeff Wadlow)
3/10
'Horrendous film that wishes it was Karate Kid but some of the dialogue is hilarious'


NEW TOWN ORIGINAL (Jason Ford)
2/10
'BLOODY CHAVS!'


THE NEW WORLD (Terrence Malick)
7/10
'Surprisingly entertaining and thoroughly enjoyable'


NEXT (Lee Tamahori)
3/10
'Stop trashing Philip K. Dick stories!'


NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM (Shawn Levy)
4/10
'Even though Robin Williams stole the movie, it still wasn't enough to save this slow, joke-less, overly sentimental mess'


NIGHT OF THE HUNTER (Charles Laughton)
10/10
'Exquisite atmospheric movie that absolutely no one was ready for; a milestone in American cinema'


Ночной Дозор (Timur Bekmambetov)
[Night Watch - Russian]
8/10
'Best film to come out of Russia since Броненосец Потёмкин (Battleship Potemkin - 1925)'


THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (Henry Selick)
9/10
'Riveting, fantastical dark dream'


A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (Wes Craven)
7/10
'Original and entertaining horror concept'


A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET: PART II - FREDDY'S REVENGE (Jack Sholder)
3/10
'Complete balls.. except for the skipping girl, she was quite creepy'


A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET: PART III - DREAM WARRIORS (Chuck Russell)
3/10
'Another bunch of stupid kids (including Laurence Fishburne) try to stop Freddy; big whoop'


A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET: PART IV - THE DREAM MASTER (Renny Harlin)
3/10
'No better or worse than Part III - which says a lot about the quality of this film'


A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET: PART V - THE DREAM CHILD (Stephen Hopkins)
2/10
'The worst Nightmare movie of the series'


A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET: PART VI - THE FINAL NIGHTMARE (Rachel Talalay)
2/10
'Just as stupid as Part V'


A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET: PART VII - NEW NIGHTMARE (Wes Craven)
5/10
'Redeemable due to Craven's involvement but still fairly stupid'


NIGHTS IN RODANTHE (George C. Wolfe)
2/10
'I hate Nicholas Sparks adaptations; saccharine shit'


NIM'S ISLAND (Jennifer Flackett & Mark Levin)
4/10
'Aimed directly at kids (meaning little for adults to enjoy) and although it's not terrible, it's not exactly great either'


LA NIŅA SANTA (Lucrecia Martel)
[The Holy Girl - Argentine Spanish]
7/10
'Lacks resolution but retains life's flaws'


THE NINES (John August)
8/10
'Beneath its ambiguity lies an extremely simplistic and brilliant plot device that will frustrate many yet thrill those who get it'


NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (Joel Coen & Ethan Coen)
9/10
'Sensational slow-paced Neo-Western from the Coens; possibly their best since Fargo'


NORBIT (Brian Robbins)
1/10
'To quote Jay, "Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left to bitterly cry: You maniacs! Damn yous! God damn yous all to Hell!"'


NOTES ON A SCANDAL (Richard Eyre)
7/10
'Prodigious film but I couldn't stop asking myself what women see in snot-nosed teenage boys'


NUE PROPRIETE (Joachim Lafosse)
[Private Property - Belgian French] 8/10
'Fascinating family study with an exceptional performance from Isabelle Huppert'


NUMBER 23 (Joel Schumacher)
3/10
'If you want to see a film about a man driven insane by numbers, watch Pi; it's everything this movie wishes it could be'