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G-FORCE (Hoyt Yeatman)
2/10
'Of course! A 3D film about a crack squad of fucking guinea pigs! Why didn't I think of that!? What a perfectly brilliant way to waste ninety minutes!'


G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA (Stephen Sommers)
7/10
'Who would have thought a G.I. Joe film would half-decent, let alone one of the best action releases of the Summer '09 line-up?'


GAKE NO UE NO PONYO (Hayao Miyazaki)
[Ponyo - Japanese]
9/10
'As with every Miyazaki release, Ponyo is a work of sheer heart-warming excellence'


THE GAME PLAN (Andy Fickman)
5/10
'Corny movie but kind of cute in places'


GANGS OF NEW YORK (Martin Scorsese)
10/10
'Spectacular film, all round!'


GARFIELD: A TAIL OF TWO KITTIES (Tim Hill)
3/10
'Typical American observations of their allies to the East (that's the UK for those that don't know) and a rather poor re-hash of a tired story leave for an unsatisfactory sequel'


THE GENERAL (Buster Keaton & Clyde Bruckman)
10/10
'Legendary performance from Keaton balances this brilliant comedy'


GET HIM TO THE GREEK (Nicholas Stoller)
8/10
'Beneath the lewd, shocking, raunchy, foul-mouthed slapstick of it all is a strangely warm film littered with hilarious scenarios'


GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN' (Jim Sheridan)
2/10
'First Class director, cliched script and 50 Cent as your lead.... WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN!? Stick with 8 Mile'


GET SMART (Peter Segal)
5/10
'Mediocre action film with a few jokes slung in for good measure. Overall, a tad boring'


GHOST RIDER (Mark Steven Johnson)
2/10
'If as much time had been spent on the characters and the script as the SFX, then an all-round better film would have been made'


GHOST TOWN (David Koepp)
6/10
'A fairly formulaic and predictable rom-com but still packs a lot of heart and laughs'


GHOST WORLD (Terry Zwigoff)
5/10
'Mediocre adaptation - for some reason the deadpan comedy doesn't work as well on screen'


GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST (Mark Waters)
5/10
'A handful of amusing moments string together this competent comedy'


THE GIFT (Sam Raimi)
7/10
'Surprisingly mature horror/thriller from the director of Evil Dead'

GIGANTIC (Matt Aselton)
6/10
'Reasonably fresh indie release'


GIRL WITH A PEARL EARRING (Peter Webber)
7/10
'Visually rich homage to 17th Century artists, hidden beneath a charming tale of romance and obsession'


GLASTONBURY (Julien Temple)
2/10
'Bloody hippie documentary. What is it with the BBC's fascination with hippies? Just so you know, the BBC website gave their own film 5/5'


THE GODFATHER (Francis Ford Coppola)
10/10
'Without a shadow of a doubt, the perfect film'


THE GODFATHER: PART II (Francis Ford Coppola)
10/10
'Its genius is undeniable but the first instalment remains the best'


THE GODFATHER: PART III (Francis Ford Coppola)
7/10
'Not as bad as everyone makes out, Part III remains a praiseworthy segment of the Corleone family trilogy'


THE GOLDEN COMPASS (Chris Weitz)
8/10
'Narnia for atheists? I suppose you could say that but it's still damn entertaining'


GONE, BABY, GONE (Ben Affleck)
8/10
'Phenomenally powerful work from the Affleck brothers'


GONG FU (Stephen Chow)
[Kung Fu Hustle - Chinese]
7/10
'It's not clever, it's not penetrating modern issues and it's not filled with deep complexities... had me in stitches, though'


GOOD (Vicente Amorim)
7/10
'Well-acted Wehrmacht drama but a little too apologetic for the message to really take effect'


THE GOOD GERMAN (Steven Soderbergh)
6/10
'Worth a watch but fails to emulate the elements that made The Third Man so perfect'


GOOD LUCK CHUCK (Mark Helfrich)
3/10
'Stupid, stupid, stupid movie about sex and marriage - apparently'


GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK (George Clooney)
8/10
'Clooney's maturity shines through in this beautiful film'


THE GOOD SHEPHERD (Robert De Niro)
8/10
'Finally! An intelligent spy drama that doesn't treat audiences like morons'


GOOD WILL HUNTING (Gus Van Sant)
9/10
'Remarkable, witty, incredible'


A GOOD YEAR (Ridley Scott)
4/10
'Irritating and arduous to watch, the Scott/Crowe combo proves its clear inability to cross genres'


GRAN TORINO (Clint Eastwood)
10/10
'It's a story about a miserable old bastard who overcomes his own inhibitions and teaches a few bullies a lesson; how could I not love this film!?'


GREEN LANTERN (Martin Campbell)
2/10
'Absolutely atrocious, Green Lantern single handedly sets comic book adaptations back twenty years and nails the coffin on any form of Justice League film outside of the animated universe'


THE GREEN MILE (Frank Darabont)
10/10
'Beautiful, inspired adaptation'


GREEN STREET: HOOLIGANS (Lexi Alexander)
5/10
'A good little project gone to waste'


GRINDHOUSE (Robert Rodriguez & Quentin Tarantino)
7/10
'An interesting project that will entertain fans but Planet Terror misses out as Death Proof takes all the glory'


GROUNDED: UNACCOMPANIED MINORS (Paul Feig)
1/10
'The Terminal meets Home Alone with disastrous, and often racist, consequences'


THE GUARDIAN (Andrew Davis)
2/10
'A long pointless story that we've all seen before, which only does a large discredit to the real-life USCG'


GUESS WHO (Kevin Rodney Sullivan)
2/10
'A black-take on Meet The Parents and Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, who really cares, though?'


GUY X (Saul Metzstein)
5/10
'When a director says, "I had so much fun making this" it's usually a bad sign'