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G-FORCE (Hoyt Yeatman)
2/10
'Of course! A 3D film about a crack squad of fucking guinea pigs! Why didn't I think of that!? What a perfectly brilliant way to waste ninety minutes!'


G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA (Stephen Sommers)
7/10
'Who would have thought a G.I. Joe film would half-decent, let alone one of the best action releases of the Summer '09 line-up?'


GAKE NO UE NO PONYO (Hayao Miyazaki)
[Ponyo - Japanese]
9/10
'As with every Miyazaki release, Ponyo is a work of sheer heart-warming excellence'


THE GAME PLAN (Andy Fickman)
5/10
'Corny movie but kind of cute in places'


GANGS OF NEW YORK (Martin Scorsese)
10/10
'Spectacular film, all round!'


GARFIELD: A TAIL OF TWO KITTIES (Tim Hill)
3/10
'Typical American observations of their allies to the East (that's the UK for those that don't know) and a rather poor re-hash of a tired story leave for an unsatisfactory sequel'


THE GENERAL (Buster Keaton & Clyde Bruckman)
10/10
'Legendary performance from Keaton balances this brilliant comedy'


GET HIM TO THE GREEK (Nicholas Stoller)
8/10
'Beneath the lewd, shocking, raunchy, foul-mouthed slapstick of it all is a strangely warm film littered with hilarious scenarios'


GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN' (Jim Sheridan)
2/10
'First Class director, cliched script and 50 Cent as your lead.... WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN!? Stick with 8 Mile'


GET SMART (Peter Segal)
5/10
'Mediocre action film with a few jokes slung in for good measure. Overall, a tad boring'


GHOST RIDER (Mark Steven Johnson)
2/10
'If as much time had been spent on the characters and the script as the SFX, then an all-round better film would have been made'


GHOST TOWN (David Koepp)
6/10
'A fairly formulaic and predictable rom-com but still packs a lot of heart and laughs'


GHOST WORLD (Terry Zwigoff)
5/10
'Mediocre adaptation - for some reason the deadpan comedy doesn't work as well on screen'


GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST (Mark Waters)
5/10
'A handful of amusing moments string together this competent comedy'


THE GIFT (Sam Raimi)
7/10
'Surprisingly mature horror/thriller from the director of Evil Dead'

GIGANTIC (Matt Aselton)
6/10
'Reasonably fresh indie release'


GIRL WITH A PEARL EARRING (Peter Webber)
7/10
'Visually rich homage to 17th Century artists, hidden beneath a charming tale of romance and obsession'


GLASTONBURY (Julien Temple)
2/10
'Bloody hippie documentary. What is it with the BBC's fascination with hippies? Just so you know, the BBC website gave their own film 5/5'


THE GODFATHER (Francis Ford Coppola)
10/10
'Without a shadow of a doubt, the perfect film'


THE GODFATHER: PART II (Francis Ford Coppola)
10/10
'Its genius is undeniable but the first instalment remains the best'


THE GODFATHER: PART III (Francis Ford Coppola)
7/10
'Not as bad as everyone makes out, Part III remains a praiseworthy segment of the Corleone family trilogy'


THE GOLDEN COMPASS (Chris Weitz)
8/10
'Narnia for atheists? I suppose you could say that but it's still damn entertaining'


GONE, BABY, GONE (Ben Affleck)
8/10
'Phenomenally powerful work from the Affleck brothers'


GONG FU (Stephen Chow)
[Kung Fu Hustle - Chinese]
7/10
'It's not clever, it's not penetrating modern issues and it's not filled with deep complexities... had me in stitches, though'


GOOD (Vicente Amorim)
7/10
'Well-acted Wehrmacht drama but a little too apologetic for the message to really take effect'


THE GOOD GERMAN (Steven Soderbergh)
6/10
'Worth a watch but fails to emulate the elements that made The Third Man so perfect'


GOOD LUCK CHUCK (Mark Helfrich)
3/10
'Stupid, stupid, stupid movie about sex and marriage - apparently'


GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK (George Clooney)
8/10
'Clooney's maturity shines through in this beautiful film'


THE GOOD SHEPHERD (Robert De Niro)
8/10
'Finally! An intelligent spy drama that doesn't treat audiences like morons'


GOOD WILL HUNTING (Gus Van Sant)
9/10
'Remarkable, witty, incredible'


A GOOD YEAR (Ridley Scott)
4/10
'Irritating and arduous to watch, the Scott/Crowe combo proves its clear inability to cross genres'


GRAN TORINO (Clint Eastwood)
10/10
'It's a story about a miserable old bastard who overcomes his own inhibitions and teaches a few bullies a lesson; how could I not love this film!?'


THE GREEN MILE (Frank Darabont)
10/10
'Beautiful, inspired adaptation'


GREEN STREET: HOOLIGANS (Lexi Alexander)
5/10
'A good little project gone to waste'


GRINDHOUSE (Robert Rodriguez & Quentin Tarantino)
7/10
'An interesting project that will entertain fans but Planet Terror misses out as Death Proof takes all the glory'


GROUNDED: UNACCOMPANIED MINORS (Paul Feig)
1/10
'The Terminal meets Home Alone with disastrous, and often racist, consequences'


THE GUARDIAN (Andrew Davis)
2/10
'A long pointless story that we've all seen before, which only does a large discredit to the real-life USCG'


GUESS WHO (Kevin Rodney Sullivan)
2/10
'A black-take on Meet The Parents and Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, who really cares, though?'


GUY X (Saul Metzstein)
5/10
'When a director says, "I had so much fun making this" it's usually a bad sign'