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THE DA VINCI CODE

Two reviews for you, kids. The first was written the moment I came in from watching this film; it was pretty much dictated. I must confess it's a little one-sided and very unlike my regular style. Try to think.... Bill Hicks at a pro-Bush (Snr) rally. If you don't know who I'm talking about then I would advise you opt for the second, calmer, regular review. I came to the same conclusions but the first one is basically a long screaming rant - you may be curious as to why I even kept it.... it took me a long time. My apologies.

The Da Vinci Code
- Just... plain.... mean...

The Da Vinci Code
- Safe for families and kids and ...puppies and stuff